Medical Secrets Medical School Deems Unscientific
Doc Truli has determined there are secret Laws of the Universe governing health and medicine. Here are a few for your edification.
- If you have the lab results on a Friday night, you will not need to go to the pet E.R. If you do not have them in hand, your pet will need to go to the E.R.
- Never end a prescription on a Saturday night. The pet will relapse when all the vet offices are closed. If the pet has the medicine, everything will be perfect.
- There is a secret agreement among all pets. They know when a long holiday weekend is coming up and get sick just then.
- If your pet vomits and you decide to buy all the medication the vet recommends, your pet will get better like nothing happened and make you feel like you wasted your money. If you skip the meds, figuring the white rice will work, your pet will vomit all night until intravenous fluids and a $1,000 vet bill become mandatory to save your pet’s life.
- If you say “no” to annual, routine bloodwork to check for hidden disease in your pet, your pet will get sick the next week, making you feel guiltier than anything before in your life.
- If you say “yes” to the annual screening lab work (in pets 7 and older, 30% chance of an abnormality on routine lab tests in a healthy-looking animal), your pet will also get rip-roaring sick in the next week. But at least you will know it’s a new problem and you won’t feel guilty. So, does preventative medicine prevent disease, or does preventative medicine just prevent guilt?
- All coughs and limps disappear at the animal hospital.
- Your unspayed female dog will come down with a life-threatening pyometra infection 1 week before you finally scheduled the spay procedure to try to avoid pyometra!
- Female dogs and cats do not go through menopause. Just when you think babies are impossible, bam! A litter!
- A corollary to #9, no, the puppies and kittens do not “just know” that they shouldn’t mate with their own brother or sister. And they will get to that task as young as 6 months of age!
Hope these Murphy’s Laws of Pet Medicine help you laugh, and maybe understand how to avoid catastrophe and emergency rooms.
Dog Tail Bleeding is Difficult to Stop
If you don’t have this problem, you probably will not get how important this advice is for some poor dog out there in the world!

The bald area has bumps and cracks that bleed when the wagging tail hits walls and the sides of the sleeping kennel.
Some dogs wag their fool tails so hard, they crack the skin open near or at the tip, and the tail bleeds like crazy all over the house and just never seems to stop (because they keep on wagging!) Some dog kennel managers call it “Pointer tail” because so many Pointers do this. Other dogs with skinny, whippy tails do it, too. Greyhounds, Dalmatians, American Pit Bull Terriers, American Bulldogs, and even some furry breeds, like Belgian Malinois and German Shepherd dogs (especially if they are excited, high energy working dogs wagging and spinning in the squad car all day!)
Once the sore opens up on the tail, it can be incredibly difficult to heal. Some dogs require tail amputation just to cure the bleeding and prevent recurrence of the problem. Successfully bandaging the tail can mean the difference between surgery or no surgery.
Bandaging a Dog Tail Tip is Incredibly Tricky
You can’t just put an adhesive bandage on a dog tail and have it stick. Actually, you rarely can stick a bandage on a cat or dog at all. The fur gets in the way, the skin oils repel the stickification, and the patient can tear the bandage off with his or her teeth. Hmmm…
However, done right, the tail can be bandaged for weeks until the sores heal. read more…
How to Give a Cat a Pill, and Other Meds like Liquids
Pill Pockets
Pill Pockets are a brand of treat designed with a hole in the center of a soft, yummy chewie treat. You place the pill in the center and pinch the treat “shut.” Greenies Brand makes two flavors for cats: salmon and chicken. These Pill Pockets are incredibly, overwhelmingly tasty to most cats.
“My cat, Mitsy learned to spit out her thyroid medication. I almost gave up medicating her until we found pill pockets. No expense of custom compounding, and she thinks it’s a treat!” says Doc Truli.
Possible down-side to Pill Pockets: if your cat has food allergies (they have a new one for that!), digestive issues, or pancreatitis, your veterinarian can advise you whether pill pockets will be safe for your cat. read more…
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